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Mommy Drinks Because You Cry: A Sarcastic Coloring Book

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry: A Sarcastic Coloring Book

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Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book!

MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!

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Money back on original payment method. You’ll receive a full refund minus the return shipping costs of $6.

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  • Free Shipping

    Enjoy FREE standard shipping on all orders. Domestic orders ship via USPS Priority or First Class and usually arrive within 1-2 business days.International orders ship via USPS Priority or First Class and usually arrive within 1-2 weeks. All international duties & taxes are included in the price.

  • Hassle-Free Returns & Exchanges

    You have 14 days from the day you receive your package to return your purchase. We offer two options for returns:

    FREE returns for store credit. Ship it back at no cost to you.

    Money back on original payment method. You’ll receive a full refund minus the return shipping costs of $6.